Okay, it's been about a week.
I'm sorry about that.
I promise that very soon there will be an actual blog for you to read . Really.
Since that last entry , I have :
Gotten a new tattoo ( will blog about that asap, it was funny)
Made some actual friends here in Mayberry ! ( again, it will likely be blogged about, just not right now)
I have reached new heights of dork/nerdiness and achieved a new level of organization hitherto only dreamed of. ( will be a blog eventually)
I have discovered that i very likely have either a kidney infection , or kidney stones. More on that after I haul my ass to the doctors tomorrow and let them determine which/what it is, for once.
UPDATES :
I still have not figured out/decided how to make it up to the receptionist. I am leaning towards a gift-basket from a local shop hand-delivered by moi.
I actually grew an eggplant in my God-forsaken garden and fried it and ate it . ( i hope that's not why I'm sick, lol ! )
School is going well for Wednesday. I'm still working at it.
Bill is slowly gaining back some of the 50 pounds he had lost unintentionally, so yea ! :-)
NOTEWORTHY:
The other day , Mr.Dog apparently decided to eat the lint balls from the dryer , along with some hairballs from a combination of the cat and my hairbrush , some crayons, and some corn. This charming mixture then formed a lovely ball of impassable crap that I got to spend 45 minutes prying out of his ass with my ( blessedly GLOVED) hand. And this here is about ALL the damned blogging I intend to do about that.
This weekend Mayberry is playing host to a "woodstock" type event , sure to be rife with bloggable material. I will snatch up all the funny parts and share them with you asap .
I love you guys ! My readers ROCK!
Thank you all ! Sincerely :-)
It still astonishes me that people actually read this crap. My crap. That's pretty cool.